A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class.
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green.
Little Maury, the class rebel, coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Maury,
how many times have you see a red duck?"
Little Maury replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."
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