Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year to everyone =)

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Been playing Lunia like mad these few days. Totally addicted to it. Good graphics, gameplay, storyline. Basically everything LOL.

I regret knowing you girl,

Or I'll shake hands with you and introduce myself again and again.

I love you..

Jinhao.

LOL ! DAMMIT IM SICK OF THAT 9PM SHOW .

Monday, December 28, 2009

Totally mad over HwanHee, Koyote and SPLAY. *Insert screams here*

Looks like I have to study again soon.

Did I just say study? More like another year of sleeping in class.

11 FTW.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Just came back from ubin on Wednesday morning. It was super awesome ! My two campmates are super experienced man. Pity it rained all the while but that didn't deter us from having fun. We cycled around the whole area like twice lol.

School's starting soon eh. Those who worked hard got their reward. Some were lucky, so it's time we weed em out lol! To those who got here through hard work and perseverance, nice one. Let's fight it out again next year. Winner takes the cub.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Adversity?

Went to take my N level results today. Worried. Till my aunt asked the teacher whom gave a vague 'above national level' answer.

AND YES ! PASSED !

English - A1
Chinese - A2
Math - B3
Science - A2
Humans - B3
Art - C5

EMB3 - 11

A big thanks to..

Mr Kang - For English
Mr Ng - For helping me with my math everyday.
Mr Boo - For my Chinese
Hillsongs, Savage Garden and A1 - For their awesome music which accompanied me through the difficult times.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

To overcome the adversity.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Results..

Wut, 18th dec?

Lying if I say I'm not worried.

Some go here, Some go there.

Had many nightmares. Did I put in enough effort?

Opened the bag that I used for the exams.

All my notes, worksheets, revision stuffs reminded me

This is what you have done for yourself.

Leave the rest to the Lord.

And I slept will a smile on my face.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Crazy day today man.

9.15am: Woke up and realised I'm going to be late for pool. Ended up missing a bus and waited extra 20mins LOL.

10.10am: Ate Mac with Gerald, Mervin and Wan Jie. Headed to pool after that.

12+am: Got sick of pool and called JH up for movie. End up Zombieland is M18.

1~5pm: Went for arcade, got my ass kicked by a noob at SFIV because I didn't have a controller. SHIT ! The three musketeers then walked the whole orchard road LOL.

5~6.30pm: Went for a little Audi at Bunk. Hmm.. Not bad LOL.

TADA ! TOMORROW IS SWIMMING.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Original

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COqXzAGuoLI

Otoko Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCqsvPyHx4M

Sunday, November 29, 2009

PS didn't update as I promised. LOL.

Since It's already been more than a week since prom, no point talking more bout it eh?

Didn't managed to attend Anime Festival Asia 0'9 cuz I'm lazy(Yup.) but I did went to sitex yesterday !

Spade and I wandered around EXPO @ 1.30pm . There was like thousands of nerds/geeks/normals jostling around I had to apologise like 200 times after bumping into others in the crowd.

There was this Caucasian trying to promote the Windows 7 OS. He was like "WITH THIS YOU CAN CHANGE THE COLOUR, WITH THIS YOU CAN CHANGE THE FONT" etc etc. So I just made a silly remark "With this you can also change the gender!". Then a salesgirl beside me started giggling. Riiight.

Headed to the new bunk after that for dota and L4D2. The lappy there is pretty awesome but I don't recommend anyone to go there if ya playing L4D2. The Steam system crashes the com every time.

I rate my week 9/10. Yay.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Back from Prom !! Totally awesome despite my daily flames LOL.

10am: rushed to compass point to get new pants $46

11am: went to friend house cut hair

12~5.30pm: chiong ps3 with spade

5.30pm: realised i was late and went back to friend house ask her help style hair

6.10: reached school.

~11pm: Total awesome-ness !

Update more tomorrow, too sleepy + no pictures with me.

Monday, November 9, 2009

FINALLY BOUGHT MY PS3 !!

Spades's at my house playing now. Burn the night with DMC4 man !

Next on my wishlist

Street Fighter 5
Tatsunoko VS Capcom (if it's available on PS3)
Guitar Hero

Chiong ah !

Friday, October 30, 2009

Too lazy to blog. Nothing much to write about anyway.

Started working for my PS3. Pity the FF13 lightning edition is out only on the 17 of december. A fat $700 price tag on it but I'll get it at all cost!

Also started going to the gym. Met this awesome guy who can probably kill anyone with 2 fingers. Training hard so I can fucking whoop that guy the next time I meet him. 3 weeks more baby ;)

And seriously, a bunch of fanatics are really dumb. DUMB.

Sex.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Dota-ed for 16hours. urgh.

Friday, October 16, 2009

BSB FTW !

Bridging programme = fail.

Yes I know that the teachers won't be free during the nov/dec holidays, but does that mean that learning 2months before school reopens is a good idea? Pfft.



Went to town yesterday. Pandorum = fail movie. Wasted $6 on some mutated freaks jumping out every 5minutes. Some gory parts were enjoyable though. Think 3 humans whacking 1 retarded mutant.

Monday, October 12, 2009

END OF N LEVELS - DAY 5.

Totally hooked on Liar Game ! Amazing manga that totally pwns.

"We can crush your team when we feel like it"

Totally kickass.
END OF N LEVELS - DAY 4.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

WHY AM I ONLINE?

Just came back from CDAC, needed a quiet environment to revise.

I find those brain-washing methods that parents use on their clueless children pretty effective.

STORY TIME.


So I was walking back home from CDAC. When I walked towards the lift, two little NCPS girls went in with me. One of them seemed to have hesitated because I LOOK LIKE SOME RAPIST ON THE KILL.

On the lift, the two girls siam to the back and sorta stuck themselves on the wall.

Girl 2: Oi what you doing?

Girl 1: you see him lor *points at rapist*

I came out from the lift with a O.o face.

THE END !


Time to study. Good luck for the last paper peeps!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Not going to be online till N's are over.

Procrastination will never bring you anywhere.

Studying at home yet reading storybooks in school doesn't work either.

Now isn't the time to be 'showing' people how studious you are.

Your certificate will do that =)

And don't ever download cars. They're heavy.

Now fuck back to your studies.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Your Favourite Brown-Haired Enemies are ready for the clash.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Yay festival over.

I got loads of money !

But I don't want return them to those whom I owed.

Sorry la guys, I need to save up $ for private institutions.

Can't afford to return ppl $2, how to go private schools?

Sorry ah ! I save up more first.

x)


*Well, I can't believe I actually lost my sense of judgement. Why did I even HELPED a person who is unappreciative of the trust and effort spent on him?

Mr Kang's lesson sorta 'enlightened' me on this. They aren't worthy.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Happy Birthday to Cindy and Happy Birthday in advance to Chun How !

Thursday, September 17, 2009

I dreamt of a person that I wasn't expecting to pop into my head any moment.

How she ended up in my mind, I don't know.

Dreams are not meant to be remembered, but this one stays in my thoughts faithfully.

Yeah, I know the answer for sure already.

I love you,

Don't I?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

8 months already. And it's fucking true that one learns more when they're older.

Screw milk powder. Lulz.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Porridge Porridge Porridge..

Too old for stupid mushy one-liners.

42. Are you sarcastic?- I have the best command of sarcastic english in the world.

Just realised I wrote this on 16th June post LOL.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Finally a taxi driver whom drives as fast as Mr Kang.

Nope, not Stephen Kang. Lulz.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Changed blogsong.

The Messenger - Your Favourite Enemies

Amazing OST from Final Fantasy: Dissidia.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Some people honestly think that they can make it to sec 5 when they're ranked 30+/40 in a failure class. LULZ.

Nice la. Dam Dam Nice.

Monday, August 24, 2009

. <-- This period has a very unique past, LOL.

It's getting much more hilarious day by day.

Hmm.. Matyr's Reckoning. Mwahahaha.

( Psst, don't waste time figuring that out. You're just an idiot :) )

Friday, August 21, 2009

Lol when Jun told me about the incident, I was laffing like fuck.

You eat already not? I shit just now.

People ask question, answer la. No one gives a fuck about your opinion lol.

Oh I'm sorry. 'ACE-ing' a test doesn't mean scoring low marks. LOOOOOOOOOL.
Was so damn shocked when Mr Kang announced the results today. I REALLY wasn't expecting to score good grades at all since I was totally stumped at Paper 1. Congratulations to those who scored well in this paper ! Roger improve so much seh, lol.

And Jun shocked me with his math results ! Like WTF MAN?

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Gays.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

PWNED. Dip Dip.

I talk farni. Yes, that's my habit. I sit facing the left even during exams. Yes, that's my habit.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Geography was seriously EASY. I mean like, obese people.

I still don't know what to say.

And one short sentence Ben Liang said totally hit the mark 100%.

YES I AGREE WITH YOU MAN.

And to my dear classmate, you're copying answers from the wrong person. LOL !

FAIL.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Some people just suck. Seriously.

CAN YOU SEE THEM FUCKING KISS THE TABLE DURING PRELIMS?

Marry the table and you'll have a lifetime supply of teak, that I assure you.

Yes I know I'm writing loads of stuffs that others don't understand(I've received feedbacks about em).

And I write with spacings.

Write. I meant Right.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Congratulations Mr R, you have your EL prelims tomorrow and YOU HAVEN'T WROTE A FUCKING COMPO FOR 2MONTHS.

If awesome-ness can be seen everyone would be blinded by mine, LOL.

Just can't wait for my Cloud/Mist ring. MUUSTTTT HHAAVVVEEEE.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Chinese oral was excellent today ! The teacher was pretty intimidating though. Bah, like I'll give a hell about it.

And I'm addicted to BvO. RINGS ftw.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Fucking dogs, LOL !

WHOOO ! YOU DARE YOU COME !

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Finally gotten my Sky Vongola Ring ! It does suit my Sora title =/

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I don't know.

I don't know.

Does she?

Which she?

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I take the inevitables seriously.

I think of the worst outcomes before I act.

And that's why you should be careful,

because I've stopped doing so.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Lol Day 1 SUCCESS. Whoo.

"Rui En believes that Cinderella should have a diploma prepared if the crystal pumps don't fit her."

Sunday, July 19, 2009

I mean like, PFFT? Seriously some people need hobbies. Sitting in front of the computer all day beats wallowing in self-pity the whole day at the corner of your room. If you think you're sad, I'll give you a big FUCK YOU and shove my finger up your nose or something.

Sometimes I wonder how people can get so fucked up.



And FYI, there's no such thing as Gucci underwears(I think).

Thursday, July 16, 2009

ETIQUETTE WORKSHOP !

Today's etiquette workshop was a blast! Everyone went out full force - formal style. Uploaded a few, will update more. The rest of the photos are with the others =/

Sorry I ruined the day, but someone else made me do it.




Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I'm bored. When's the dissidia tournament starting?

ETIQUETTE WORKSHOP, I'M SO GONNA WHACK IT.

Shirt - Check
Pants - Check
Gucci Underwear - Check
Leather Shoes - Check
Tie - Nope, PWNED.
Scarf - Walao bo leh.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

I cried. Everyone doesn't take their future seriously at all. Would they be like me if they were?

Thursday, July 9, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RUIEN !

Haha.. Thanks to all who shook hands, wished me happy birthday and WHACKED ME.

*EDIT*

I'm tired like URGH.
Haven't uploaded all the bowling videos! ARGH! *starts uploading moar*

Tomorrow's my birthday! The weird thing is I'm gonna celebrate it in a very weird fashion. AND A BIG THANKS TO MY DAD FOR BUYING ME A KM900 LG ARENA! It's so bloody awesome I don't even want my own fingerprints to dirty it >.<

Let's see how it goes.. mwahahahahaha.

The weak gets strong but the strong gets stronger.

Monday, July 6, 2009

OUTING WITH FRIENDS

Whoo ! Today = EPIC DAY. Went swimming and bowling with Gerald, Alex and Mervin. Totally enjoyed ourselves man! Pity John couldn't wake up on time. We took some vids of our epic bowling moments and share it with anyone who reads this! Yes I know the vids are tilted so bear with it!



Thursday, July 2, 2009

I CAN FINALLY TAKE A FUCKING BREATHER.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Didn't attend school today cuz I'm sick.

Finally managed to buy more bleach keychains! Got the Gin Ichimaru figure I wanted! Like whooo..

Heard from friends that the school is going to 'groom' us. OH PLEASE. Spend the money on extra lessons rather than teaching us how to eat with a fork. PFFT.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I've been getting those kind of weird feeling. Those kind you get when you just lost something dear to you and you no it's not coming back. Some call me paranoid, others say I'm just nervous. Thinking too fast is my greatest flaw I guess.

I'm sick of being controlled by them. Can I live my life without em? I can't take it anymore, they're really killing me.

Fear not death but how it comes.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Anyone knows where I can find loads of those "gachapon" machines? Put $1 then turn out toys de. I'm searching for the Bleach keychain series and only found em at Paragon Toy R Us. I only go there once every 2 weeks but I wanna get em asap. RAWR !

Friday, June 26, 2009

R.I.P Michael Jackson

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

No holiday = H1N1 spread then school die.

Extend holiday = Less time for N levels, people complain, come back school after that H1N1 spread then school die.

So my dear government, which option will you choose? LOL.

Friday, June 19, 2009

AND YES. I HAVE RETURNED TO MAPLESTORY.

Shit. Got hooked on that stupid game again. I'm now a lvl23 flame wizard ! mwahahahaha. Pure int sure is hard to play but 500dmg magic claw at lvl20 is astounding =O

Anyone up for swimming tomorrow?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Missed a movie outing with gerald and the rest. Had tuition this afternoon + don't like that movie. Sorry guys =/

Me: Why do I keep dreaming of her?

Alter Ego: Maybe because you slept 4 times in a day?

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Alter Ego: FAG.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Went to wild wild wet @ downtown east with alex, eunice, bylene, cindy and adele. It's one of my most extreme day, taking the family ride thingy like 5 times? My long middle finger appeared in every photo LOL. I feel like vomitting the whole day though, sick like hell man. Gotta go sleep again, DEAD BEAT.

*Gotten the full verion of Ak-Soo - Rain.

Might as well do a quiz from Gerald's blog..

1. First thing you wash in the shower?- Arms
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?- Black
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?- I wouldn't know
4. Do you plan outfits?- Guess so. I'm more daring in picky outfits now.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?- TIRED.
6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?- Pants
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.- Something that involved the school, my teacher and Michaela Swee. WEIRD LIKE HELL I TELL YA.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?- I rarely go out so, NO.
9. What are you craving right now?- HER
10. Do you floss daily?- Flossing sucks. My teeth = white.
11.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?- FUCK?
12. Are you emotional?- Very.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?- Did 1+2+3+4...+4000 on calculator before.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick?- Bite.
15. Do you like your hair?- Sorta. I can't control it much.
16. Do you like yourself? I'm stuck in this teen body, hafta love it I guess.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?- I don't like his face.
18. What are you listening to right now?- Ak-Soo By Rain
19. Are your parents strict?- I would have set my own curfews even if they didn't.
20. Would you go sky diving?- Would love to!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?- I think my dad brought it home from work before, can't remember so NO.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?- Like duh? I went to 2 star awards + President charity thingy. Fiona Xie waved to me before =P
23. Do you rent movies often?- I don't like watching movies much.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?- My brother's watch.
25. Have you pee-ed in ur pants before?- I don't think so.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?- MANY. I regret them.
27. Ever been on a train?- MRT, LRT.
28. Brown or white egg?- White.
29.Do you have a cell/mobile phone? - LG phone.
30. Do you use chopsticks?- Yes.
31. Do you own a gun?- Time Crisis gun, definitely =)
32. Can you use chopsticks?- WDF again?
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?- My beloved parents =)
34. Are you too forgiving? Depends. Refer to Q.12
35. Ever been in love?- Some memorable ones.
36. What is/are your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? Not going out.
37. Ever had cream puffs?- Yep.
38. Last time you cried?- Few days ago I think.
39. What was the last question you asked?- Does she love me?
40. Favourite time of the year?- When I can be alone.
41. Do you have any tattoos?- Nope, not intending to in the future.
42. Are you sarcastic?- I have the best command of sarcastic english in the world.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?- As if I would care.
44. Ever walked into a wall?- Too many times.
45. Favourite color?- Black
46. Have you ever slapped someone?- Never. I'm afraid of hurting others.
47. Is your hair curly? Mine's more of straight/wave kind.
48. What was the last CD you bought?- Ayumi's white album.
49. Do looks matter?- For first impressions.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?- No idea..
51. Is your phone bill sky high?- Is $25 high?
52. Do you like your life right now?- I thank the Lord for giving me one in the first place
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?- I don't.
54. Can you handle the truth?- I prefer them.
55. Do you have good vision? I can't see to save my own life.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?- Yeah.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?- People whom I call more than thrice are important in my life I guess.
58. The last person you held hands with?- Shouldn't say...
59. What are you wearing?- White shirt with an eagle print.
60. What is your favourite animal?- Cats.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?- I didn't put one.
62. Can you hula hoop?- A few times.
63. Do you have a job?- Previously. Too busy this year.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought? Wild Wild Wet ticket.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?- Several times.

Friday, June 12, 2009

I'm disappointed in myself. Why can't I protect them? Why can't I help them? Why?

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Went out with clique, alex couldn't come so it was RAJ only lol. Had a splashing good time at sengkang pool. Burnt our ass badly at the slides, especially junhui =P

Swam from 9~12 then went to the mac to have lunch. Yo mamma/girlfriend jokes were thrown around like missiles lol. Fuck, no more macdonald coke cups? SHIT.

Walked to compass point for some arcade. Lol 3 idiots doing nonsense along the way. Surprisingly I didn't sweat at all, must be all that chloride LOL.

I whacked Aleem.. Oh I mean WOLVERINE, badly at the arcade. One fight was against zangrief and hulk. I was like "hahaha eh you 2 see me thrash the weakest characters in game", and I lost.

Disturbed bylene at Burger King, she accompanying her mom to the dentist. We then went to metro, best denki and action city. Jh tricked me into pressing those shock toys thing. BLOODY HELL.

Had a very interesting day. Thanks to my good friends for accompanying me. PICTUREEEEEEEESSSSSSS.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Haven't written anything for awhile, hand itchy le LOL.

TERMINATOR SALVATION IS A MUST SEE. BEST MOVIE EVER! IMHO Sam Worthington did a better job than Christian Bale. It's pretty weird for the lead actor to have a less-meatier role in the movie than the co-actor lol.

MUST WATCH. MUST.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Just I got banned from using my computer, AGAIN.

Wanted to write a dam long post but it's late already.

We have nukes and we won't hesitate to throw em at you bitches!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Had a blast in school today. 20mins in school and I'm already cracking up LOL.

Having missed school for 2 days, I was looking forward to see my friends again(results not included). Mr kang made me laugh the whole morning, really interesting!

Results weren't good. I'm more relaxed about my grades now as my parents have finally accepted who I am. No worries Mum and Dad, I'll get my ranking back LOL.

And yes! I've gotten my VVVS Ranked Combat Knife! 2months of waiting finally paid off! Double joy =D

K time for more facebook games, bai.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Sleeping pills aren't fun, that's for sure.

Thanks to Mr William Tan for letting me off earlier.

Good luck to all PH Idol contestants! Do your best doods!

And LOL at Arshard xD

Monday, May 25, 2009

I have many selfless friends and I FAILED to appreciate them.

If there isn't someone who lends me that 20cents for my drink in recess, that someone who listens to me E-wailing everyday, that someone who can swallow all my sadistic jokes and teasing, will I still be the fellow I am nao?

This post is dedicated to all my best friends, school or outside, for getting me out of every hole I fall into. Thanks!!!!! =)

And if you think I'm going to jump out of my window after this post, no I'm not. Lulz. Dummy EmoPig.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Har? School screening all our blogs? This is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING ridiculous.

I don't think that screening our blogs will make the school a better place for learning. Whatcha wanna do? Edit my grammar mistakes? LOL EPIC.

Yes there are many kind teachers in the school that I respect. I don't mind letting them read my blog/know more about my personal live. BUT PLEASE BLOODY LET US KNOW IF YOU WANNA DO SO CUZ YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF LOOK STUPID.

I'm not gonna lock my blog since that will make me look guilty or something. There's nothing wrong with my posts so I'll continue flaming anything that deserves justice.

Oh yea, asking the SBS crew to come during assembly is RIDICULOUS. Reminding me not to step past the yellow line helped me alot. Really. Serious. Pfft.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE. DIE. DIE. Oh no la this one just injured only.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

If life is more important than money, why is everyone wasting their whole adulthood earning money? Don't feed me bitchy shits man.

Really bloody disappointed with my results. I set a target for myself le. I'm going to conquer N levels. If I really complete that goal Imma go middle of compass point and dance. I SWE*R =D

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I got BANNED from using my computer, courtesy of "My Mum Knows How To Lock A Computer Private Unlimited". Great, just great.

And no, you're not the one.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Went out with Alicia, Jeanin and Yvonne to Plaza Sing. Got bored in the afternoon so I was like "Why not?" when they ask me out.

Daytona is like, fucking $2 at the arcade beside the cinema. WDF? It's $0.50 for the car and $1.50 for the turbo button. Ps girls made you all wait for me when play TC4 x.x

Spent the rest of the afternoon walking around. Quite fun actually xD

Friday, May 15, 2009

Went for swimming @ Sengkang pool with Gerald and Mervin. Lol had fun gossiping and laughing at others.

The 4 colour slides fun sia. It's exposed so I tried jumping when reaching the bottom. Mervin got stuck on the red slide twice and I almost burnt my ass. Lol this time Jo never follow us like got someting missing liddat. Maybe it's the "get number from girls at pool" thing LOL.

Macdonalds after swimming. I wanted the pink coke cup so I went to upsize. WDF $7.25? I was bloody broke after that meal. Stupid cup lol.

Anyone interested in going next week?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009




100M FTW.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Exams over!

Thanks to...

Jun Hui - for graciously lending me his pen/eraser/pencil
Aleem - Sharpener and pen
Mr Tan - idk. LOL.

NO MAPLE PLEASE, I HATE THAT GAME.
Okto one minute of fame = 4yrs ~ 14yrs. Lol Juggernaut fail.

Monday, May 11, 2009




YES I HAVE LEVEL10 ASSUMPTIO.
Oh shit. Juggernaut signed RAJA up on okto. WDF? That's a kids channel.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

I don't want to be on stage up against some belly dancing 10 years old whose gonna charm all the votes from little boys. this is madness!

anyway, we're fucking overage. Dude, four 16 years old? Later people say we bully lol. All of us go work one week earn $1000 then we spam vote for ourselves. See which 10year old mom can afford to win us. PUI. LOL.

Let's hope this isn't real or I need to practise everyday le.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Wow, I like the person who acts as Charlie's father in the movie "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory". There's something glowing about his face LOL.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

On May 6th 2009, IceMan and Gambit almost got killed... by the traffic.

When Iceman and I went down the stairs...

Me:Oi iceman i wan go toilet
Iceman:dont go la
Me:nabei not everyone can freeze their bladder like you right?
Iceman:k la fast fast fast

So I went to the toilet.

We walked out of the school while IceMan did some IceTonik. Weird people nowadays.
While walking we saw the bus arrived at the bus stop opposite.

Me:OI ICEMAN BUS COME LIAO BUS COME LIAO CAREFUL GOT CAR GOT CAR
IceMan:RUIEN YOU'RE A BITCH RUIEN YOU'RE A BITCH RUIEN YOU'RE A BITCH (X9)

Tada, the end.

Monday, May 4, 2009

So RAJAR was in class(exluding roger, no idea where he was) discussing about which x-men character we want to be. Aidil was like "omg im iceman".

TO BE CONTINUED, it's 6.49am nao lol.

*EDIT* Continue.

So Aidil became the ICEMAN. Shoots ices, make ice-cream, you catch the drift. Alex was the NIGHTCRAWLER, pretty obvious why xD

Jun Hui is... JUGGERNAUT. Fat ass with crash helmet. I'm the GAMBIT! I fail in card games though LOL.

We whacked a few principals, destroyed a few schools and did a few flares. Alex grew a tumour on his back after doing 2349274632432 turtles and Aidil grew athlete feet on his... feet.

This story is fake.
The sentence above this is true.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Thanks to Mervin for giving me his RO account. Saved me hours of earning those stupid zennies. Thanks bro ! =D

In a very happy mood now. Too many blogshop getting confused though LOL.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Looks like some dancing girl is complaining about my msn nick *coughsBYLENEcoughs*

haha just kidding. yes, our crew ain't as experienced as the school's dance crew but heck, i don't see the need to compare them with us. we dwuw ! k that sounded stupid.

boreeeedddd.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

My personal blog is halfway done so I just thought about leaving this blog alive for random ranting and flaming. It'll take some time since it's the exam period now.

Hand grenade, OW.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Happy birthday to ian! We knew each other since P2 so uhhh.. 8years of friendship! aiseh not bad ah, LOL. Don't know what to get you though, I don't have money for those Gucci handphone strap thingy.

Napfa was killer. I'm not those kind of fit, muscular guy anyway. Congratulations to those who beat some random PHSS napfa timing.

Q.How many pinoys does it take to kill a Singaporean gunslinger?

A.1 ranger, 1 creator, 2 paladins and 1 professor. SCREW YOU ALL.

Now what would happen if I got my tiamat wings back from Ian... *evil snigger*

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

+7 Odin Blessing's of Ifrit for 1.5m. Kickass time LMAO.

Needa brush up on my english compo. It's seriously getting worse. Talking too much to myself may be the cause of the excess dialogues LOL.

Used the blogger's spellcheck in case I misused any words, LOOOL.

No serious post since I'm tired/busy/lazy/fuckyou.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Mr Tan mentioned something about "Singaporeans still spending money on branded goods during the current recession".

That ain't wrong right? I mean, when do people get to see LV bags being sold at 30% discount? This prolly gives Singaporeans a chance to get branded stuffs eh? Suits those who can't afford 'em LOL.

Naw, I don't buy LV or Prata(LOL)bags. No idea why girls waste a thousand on those anyway.

Oh yea, those who think that you're boosting the economy by buying branded goods, YOU ARE SO WRONG.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

"Only borrow from pessimists - they don't expect to be paid back"

-Anonymous


How true.

Monday, April 13, 2009

I promise myself to be true to my words.

Yes my head was like, 70% brown when I was younger. All the brown hair on my head now is real. Now get lost already.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Aqua Timez = Medicine for the Cheshire Boy.

Isshun No Chiri

Monday, April 6, 2009

A kindergarten teacher handed out a colouring page to her class.

On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to colour the duck in yellow and the umbrella green.

Little Maury, the class rebel, coloured the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Maury,

how many times have you see a red duck?"

Little Maury replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella."

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Looks like I've done it. I knew it was going to happen someday.

Did tried to suppress it but round 2 seemed a lil' too overwhelming for me.

I've disappointed myself and many others who had placed their faith in me.

Everything is just about "I" and "Me", maybe "I" should end this?

Even my mind is rejecting the events, I don't understand.

Maybe I'm just depressed.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I'm out of dark chocolates, DARN IT. Anyone knows where to get cheap+good 85% cocoa?

And if you wanna give attitude, give it to someone else. I'm already half-Cheshire here but if it reallys hurts your bleeding eyes to even look at me then you might as well f*** off.

Seriously, I'm not a loneliness-gachapon. You don't put in a coin when you need a person to be with you then throw me into the bin.

I NEED SOME 85%. NOW.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Thanks to the anonymous tagger >>>>>>

Well, I did try to focus on the lessons today. AND I SIGNED MY EDUSAVE FORM.

Sheesh ruien, you're simply amazing.

Dark chocolate anyone? I'm high on those stuffs now.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

I dread english, I really do.

I was quite shocked and flattered when Jeanin said she was "honoured" to see my english work. I do appreciate a lil' genuine feedbacks once in awhile. However, most people don't know that I STRUGGLE to do complete my english homework.

I'm afraid of losing. I hate to do something when I know that a person will overtake me after some time. What if I fail at something I'm good at?

This week has been a very tough one for me. I can't take the stress, no I can't. Nobody understands and I don't want them too.

Sorry to Mr Kang + Mr Muru for not handing up EVERY homework on time. I just can't do it..

The higher you climb, the harder you fall.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

STILL VERY SLEEPY.

Signed up for a facebook account since my internet blocked out friendster for some weird reason. Don't get me hooked pls =O

Someone asked me this question via msn: Did you go and find that jurong girl?

A.No I didn't lol. I just sorta exaggerated stuffs but she looks kinda decent.

HUINI IS LIKE A STONE.

Friday, March 20, 2009

I still do not know whether all that happened was real...

Splitting headache, it's like 6am now?

Darn..

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Urgh my head, I'm feeling so groggy now. The chalet is already over but I'm still suffering from the self-named "Post Chalet Syndrome". I slept the whole afternoon yesterday but I still can't think properly now.

CHALET

Firstly, I wanna thank Bylene for organising this chalet. Yes it's very messy few people participated in the activities planned. Nonetheless, we had a splashing(pun) good time at the chalet pool and wild wild wet !

Barbecue was... cute. Those who cooked the food(thanks alot!) couldn't start up the fire even though they threw in like 5 firestarters? Alex and I carried the barbecue tray and sorta groove to the music. Cindy became icegirl by throwing those bloody huge ice cubes at me. Our boss Mr Kang appeared(vices were stashed away before he came) and we celebrated the march babies birthday(Lu Jie, Huiting, idk the rest). WALAO MR KANG, bring ghost movie for what =.=

Can Xing aka Teh Fire Lord cast his "inferno" by chucking in like the whole box of firestarters into the pit. I've never seen people bbq-ing when almost everyone there was already sleeping. Kudos to him anyway.

Aleem was the MVP of the chalet ! The ultimate jedi that took one whole bed for himself and suffered the most injuries(broken toenail, cuts on feet, chest). We had to toss him aside so Eugene could sleep beside him. LOL !

Roger aka alco-tanker was zig-zagging and kissing the toilet bowl. Huiting came and lie on me and soon Huini attacked my bed ._. Suriani shared a bed with me.. haha..

Memories of the chalet is pasted here and in my heart. Thanks to everyone who participated and made this chalet possible =D
Most of the people who stuck close to me this few weeks would prolly hear me singing this song to myself like a retard.


I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do..
I will be strong I will be faithful
'Cos I'm counting on a new beginning.
A reason for living.
A deeper meaning.
Chorus

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me...
Verse 2

And when the stars are shining brightly
In the velvet sky,
I'll make a wish
Send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry..
The tears of joy
For all the pleasure and the certainty.
That we're surrounded
By the comfort and protection of..
The highest power.
In lonely hours.
The tears devour you..
I want to stand with you on a mountain,
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever,
Until the sky falls down on me...
Bridge

Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
'Cos it's standing right before you.
All that you need will surely come...

I'll be your dream
I'll be your wish
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope
I'll be your love
Be everything that you need.
I'll love you more with every breath
Truly madly deeply do...
Chorus

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Her face was so close to mine...

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Went to jurong community centre for badminton with my cousins. k awkward start.

While I was busy smashing my cousin with that feathery shuttlecock, this girl walked towards the court beside mine. I did a stupid bollywood turn-around and my eyes literally POPPED OUT.

That girl = stunning.

Imagine a 1/4 Caucasian 3/4 Chinese in those girl clothes. The first thing I thought about when I saw her was "Oh shit i liek her". She's not VERY pretty but..

Argh idk how to finish this post. I regret not asking for her number. It's almost impossible for me to see her again since she prolly lives in jurong. Darn...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Why am I being called a "cocky" person? Yes I have a penis so fuck it.

It all started in english class. Exhausted from the 3 days camp which just ended the day before, I sat there with a mono expression. My english teacher began talking(mumbling, from my point of hearing).

Teacher: blahblahblahblah.. cocky people. I'm not going to give names *stares at me with those BIG EYES*

Me:(thinking)What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I seriously don't understand why people call me arrogant, cocky, showoff, etc. I've learnt how to shut the fuck up and not mention my academic results too much in front of others. OH PLEASE, I didn't even get good grades. It's just a bloody A1 for English and Science. You can call the previous sentence as BRAGGING but I FUCKING FAILED MY ART WITH A 6/100. You bullshits have no right to call me a braggard just because I scored well for a subject that most people don't.

No EL Teacher(I'm not giving out names as well), I'm not angry with you for saying this but make it a point to at least use proper insults that are RELEVANT. You can call me a LAZY FUCKER, a BLOODY ASSHOLE or anything similar you can think of.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

I don't believe in retribution, especially when there are so many fucked-up people I've met in my 15 years and none of them had been struck by a lightning, yet.

Some people are so paranoid about this kind of crap your grandmother's mother chucked down like some hereditary disease.

I was lazing around at home(as usual) and I sat down on my chair. I pressed the "ON" button on my computer and it turned on. I opened the Internet and typed my blog URL. The screen turned white and the blog appeared a few seconds later.

Ok I'm just mocking someone. Hope I won't get struck by lightning from doing this. HAHA.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Fuck my com. Stupid thing is that everything can be used except my games and websites that requires logging in. What the heck am I supposed to do with it? Play msn chess?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

If you think you're stupid, you are.

If you try not to be stupid, you are still stupid.

And yes, I'm Asian and I love Hannah Montana. Sue me.

*EDIT* Miranda Cosgrove is hotter than Miley. Seriously.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Why is everyone asking me "You can take the joke not?". Real weird.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Put the past behind only if you can put something in the future.

That's my response to any modern wise sage who uses that old phrase to motivate others. Optimists don't amuse me, Really. If you can't solve the problem, seek God. If you don't wanna see God, solve it yourself.

What is an optimist? An optimist is a person who tends to look on the bright side of life. My definition of them is a simple word, Procrastinator(if the word even exist). Fuck me if you're one of them. Oh wait, I bet you're procrastinating now. "Wow ! Maybe this retard blogger will just drop dead on his keyboard. All his bullshit will come to an end ! Alright dudes !". Haha, procrastinate on.

Everyone needs a lil' pessimistic genes in them. That little "OMG I'M SO GONNA DIE WHEN MR XXX KILLS ME CUZ I DIDN'T DO HIS SHIT" can help in your life. You know, push your arse so you'll do your work.

I'll prolly write more on this since it's so darn interesting but lemmings forbid. They shoved me aside and jumped into that gorge pit. LOL.

P.S I'm not referring to anyone that I know. If I am, he/she must be procrastinating on why I wrote this post LOL.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Laughter is the best medicine and I totally agree. People make me laugh, not at their jokes though.

Your qualifications determine where you will be working the rest of your life. In the current economic situation, 'O' levels is the BASIC cert you will need to survive. Please don't brag about going to ITE after completion of 'N' level. That is plain stupid since ITE cert can't really be compared to the "O levels to poly" route.

Pull back the joke part. It's good to have dreams and goals, REALLY. But please, don't set one that you can't really achieve. A dream is something that you wish for, which is most likely impossible since you wished for it in the first place. Goals however, is a target you set to achieve. That's what seperates good students and imbeciles(COUGH COUGH).

Please don't proclaim your stupid "future plan" when everyone knows that you won't make it. How can someone want to pass their O's when he/she is struggling to pass his/her current year now? SAD JOKE.

Bullshit I say. Laughter is truly the most effective medicine because you laugh at pathetic people, not for their pathetically & nonsensical actions but their inability to realise their own plight and climb out of that stupidity pit.

Friday, January 30, 2009

I always thought I was underprivileged. Having to sleep early, restricted computer usage. The list goes on for quite awhile if I even bother to write everything down.

Everyone has a father, the dude who brought you to Earth. He is this guy who disappears in the morning and returns home only at night, earning these papers that can feed you. Personally, I always felt that that's a responsibility of a father, it's a compulsory job given to him... until yesterday.

Church group meeting began. My best pal then shared about his father's absence in his life. Having known him for more than 5 years, I did not even had the simple act of concern to understand his family background. Many began sharing their life tales about their abusive parents. Some cried for their deceased father. I sat rooted to my chair in horror. I always thought my life will be over if my dad, the sole breadwinner in my family, passes away. Sitting in the same room as me were ordinary teenagers who have lost their role model, their source of love.

As I prayed for the girl sitting beside me that her father-daughter bond will strengthen, little did I know that he had already departed to God's side. I could feel the tinge of sadness when she corrected my mistake.

How many can even empathise the void feeling, the strange lonely feeling that pierces the heart each time they open the door, an indescribable dark fog that presses down on the shoulders heavily?

How many..