Saturday, February 28, 2009

Fuck my com. Stupid thing is that everything can be used except my games and websites that requires logging in. What the heck am I supposed to do with it? Play msn chess?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

If you think you're stupid, you are.

If you try not to be stupid, you are still stupid.

And yes, I'm Asian and I love Hannah Montana. Sue me.

*EDIT* Miranda Cosgrove is hotter than Miley. Seriously.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Why is everyone asking me "You can take the joke not?". Real weird.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Put the past behind only if you can put something in the future.

That's my response to any modern wise sage who uses that old phrase to motivate others. Optimists don't amuse me, Really. If you can't solve the problem, seek God. If you don't wanna see God, solve it yourself.

What is an optimist? An optimist is a person who tends to look on the bright side of life. My definition of them is a simple word, Procrastinator(if the word even exist). Fuck me if you're one of them. Oh wait, I bet you're procrastinating now. "Wow ! Maybe this retard blogger will just drop dead on his keyboard. All his bullshit will come to an end ! Alright dudes !". Haha, procrastinate on.

Everyone needs a lil' pessimistic genes in them. That little "OMG I'M SO GONNA DIE WHEN MR XXX KILLS ME CUZ I DIDN'T DO HIS SHIT" can help in your life. You know, push your arse so you'll do your work.

I'll prolly write more on this since it's so darn interesting but lemmings forbid. They shoved me aside and jumped into that gorge pit. LOL.

P.S I'm not referring to anyone that I know. If I am, he/she must be procrastinating on why I wrote this post LOL.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Laughter is the best medicine and I totally agree. People make me laugh, not at their jokes though.

Your qualifications determine where you will be working the rest of your life. In the current economic situation, 'O' levels is the BASIC cert you will need to survive. Please don't brag about going to ITE after completion of 'N' level. That is plain stupid since ITE cert can't really be compared to the "O levels to poly" route.

Pull back the joke part. It's good to have dreams and goals, REALLY. But please, don't set one that you can't really achieve. A dream is something that you wish for, which is most likely impossible since you wished for it in the first place. Goals however, is a target you set to achieve. That's what seperates good students and imbeciles(COUGH COUGH).

Please don't proclaim your stupid "future plan" when everyone knows that you won't make it. How can someone want to pass their O's when he/she is struggling to pass his/her current year now? SAD JOKE.

Bullshit I say. Laughter is truly the most effective medicine because you laugh at pathetic people, not for their pathetically & nonsensical actions but their inability to realise their own plight and climb out of that stupidity pit.